Remember when the teacher broke a paddle on your ass? In Arizona schools in 1960 we had recess, fights between kids and spanking later.

Remember the old days 60’s when the nut doctors didn’t run the schools, churches or government?  Paul told the following:

Paul Harvey’s “If I Were the Devil” Transcript from 1965

If I were the Prince of Darkness, I’d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I’d have a third of its real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn’t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — Thee. So I’d set about however necessary to take over the United States. I’d subvert the churches first — I’d begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: ‘Do as you please.’

“To the young, I would whisper that ‘The Bible is a myth.’ I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what’s bad is good, and what’s good is ‘square.’ And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, ‘Our Father, which art in Washington…’

“And then I’d get organized. I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I’d threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I’d pedal narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.

“If I were the devil I’d soon have families that war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions — just let those run wild, until before you knew it, you’d have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.

“Within a decade I’d have prisons overflowing, I’d have judges promoting pornography — soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil I’d make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

“If I were the devil I’d take from those, and who have, and give to those wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. And what do you bet? I could get whole states to promote gambling as thee way to get rich? I would caution against extremes and hard work, in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on the TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil I’d just keep right on doing on what he’s doing. Paul Harvey, good day.”

Next week let’s laugh and sing? Isn’t it time?

Some times we use things from long ago….remember the song Turn, Turn, Turn?

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 King James Version (KJV)

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace

The song is very similar

Turn! Turn! Turn!
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time

Did Joe Stalin laugh at us?

Some people are so evil they can laugh….Please don’t read below unless you want to know about socialist stud Joe…

Dead and dying horses near a Belgorod collective farm during the man-made Holodomor famine

A little later, a cart arrived laden with bodies ‘lying like sheaves’. Two men came into the house, lifted his father’s body into a sack and threw it onto the cart. Then they were gone.

The boy left home after that. He wandered the empty fields, sleeping in stables, scrabbling for grains, ‘swollen and ragged’. But somehow he survived. Some four million of his fellow Ukrainians were not so lucky.  Not funny you evil Bastard Socialist  Joe Stalin….

Ideas for humor, war or FDR and socialism

Yes, as odd as it seems when we were under soup kitchens our leader had other plans such as  according to Tom Clancy….

While FDR made plans to screw the US , Canada and Mexico…..

Her e is how it was suposed to work:

Bonus: The Canadians Strike Back!

Defense Scheme No. 1 was a planned Canadian counterattack against the United States. See, it’s not like America’s Hat was sitting up there doing nothing. They knew that a sneak attack could come at any moment and they wanted to be ready. (In fact, DS1 was written before War Plan Red.) The plan worked like this: At the first hint of an American invasion of Canada, Canadian armies would begin an invasion of their own. Canadian soldiers would be sent in as that country’s air forces bombed Washington state, Oregon, Maine, Minnesota, and New York into submission.

This was a real plan. Canadian officers did field reconnaissance and everything, even sizing up whether American sympathizers might rise up and join the Canadians. In the event of a defeat, Canadian forces would destroy key infrastructure on their way back north. Such things as bridges and railroads were flagged for demolition.

then there was Mexico

In the decades preceding World War II, the United States organized its military strategies by color. To name only a few: The British Empire was Red; China was Orange; Mexico was Green; and in every scenario, the U.S. was Blue. By 1939, it was clear that in an increasingly complex world, no military campaign would ever pit just two colors against each other, and a new set of war plans were help cover for the evil murder Joe Stalin?

UPDATE: I finally found Gary’s Foundation #

 

Gary Sinise Foundation

PO Box 50008

Studio City, CA 91614-5001

(Note letter is also put on my website humormatter.com)

Why does the internet seem to complicate love and compassion?

After talking with my learned associates at Godaddy.com namely John, Ezra, and Matt and Marcus. I realized that their was a possibility that even a great charity such as garysinisefoundation.org might not appreciate some of my domain traffic  go into their site.

UPDATE at 5:10 EST I finally found there phone # and email.  I called and spoke to Debbie and she seem nice  here is that contact:  So I will be sending a list of domains  to  Gary’s foundation   Contact donor@garysinisefoundation.org or (888) 708-7757.

 

In light of that theory, I will again redirect those domains to be sent garysinisefoundation.org to be sent to humormatter.com until the needs and wants in this matter can be determined in for the those Vets in need best interest.

I will be creating POLLS for this and other matters as I can’t find a phone # on garysinisefoundation.org website, and I really want to help.

 

Sincerely,

 

Daniel Mulligan

What if someone refuses your help? See previous blogs for background.

Why does the internet seem to complicate love and compassion?

After talking with my learned associates at Godaddy.com namely John, Ezera, and Matt and Marcus. I realized that their was a posibility that even a great charity such as garysinisefoundation.org might not appreciate some of my domain traffic  go ingto their site.

In light of that theory, I will again redirect those domains to be sent garysinisefoundation.org to be sent to humormatter.com until the needs and wants in this matter can be determined in for the those Vets in need best interest.

I will be creating POLLS for this and other matters as I can’t find a phone # on garysinisefoundation.org website, and I really want to help.

Sincerely,

Dan

Who knows Our limitations or where a smile and a glass of just water my save a life?

 

Sometimes it’s good to help those in need.. 5/17/2018

Gary Alan Sinise was March 17, 1955) is an American actor, director and musician.  Sinise is probably best known for several memorable roles. These include George Milton in Of Mice and MenLieutenant Dan Taylor in Forrest Gump.

 

Gary Sinise also helps our veterans.   He started with the idea or mission  “While we can never do enough to show gratitude to our nation’s defenders, we can always do a little more.”

Gary has created For Honor. Gratitude. Rock & Roll.bad.

From  garysinisefoundation.org   website

“That’s the mission of every Lt. Dan Band concert. There’s something for everyone as the twelve-member group covers hits every genre. Whether boosting morale on military bases at home and abroad or raising awareness at benefit concerts across the country, the band entertains, educates, inspires and builds communities with its explosive live show everywhere it goes.”

I wrote a letter to Gary and the foundation about a year ago telling them I was willing to help, but didn’t have any funds at that time….. I have decided to forward 58 or so domains to his website to get more traffic tor his foundation.   I will also publish this letter on my current simplle website called humormatter.com and be sending Gary Sinise a copy

Thank you for all thouse who help thouse who are in need.

Sincerely,

Daniel Mulligan

Who knows when a glass of water may save a life? Who knows when music or humor may help?

Honor. Gratitude. Rock & Roll. That’s the mission of every Lt. Dan Band concert. There’s something for everyone as the twelve-member group covers hits every genre. Whether boosting morale on military bases at home and abroad or raising awareness at benefit concerts across the country, the band entertains, educates, inspires and builds communities with its explosive live show everywhere it goes.

Sorry, I haven’t figured out this media yet, but please stay tuned…

Can anyone win at a Church Poll?

Can a poll help you think?          See  humormatter.com or newslie.com

On  March 24, 1958 Elvis Aron Presley entered the United States Army at Memphis, Tennessee.  BUT DID YOU know about his greedy manager?   Colonel Tom Parker wore a  cowboy hat and puff on his cigar. According to legend, he was born in Huntington, West Virginia and ran away from home to join the circus.  Sadly the real facts did not come out until years after Elvis’s death, in 1977, “Colonel Tom” was an invented persona… In responding to a lawsuit in 1982, Colonel Tom revealed that he was a Dutch citizen. His real name was Andreas Cornelis van Kujik and he was born in the Netherlands.  So why did Mr. van Kujik turn down multi-million dollar offers received for Elvis to perform abroad?   You guessed it! Colonel Tom was living illegally, an illegal alien” in the US from the 1920s until his death in 1997.  He knew that if he ever accompanied Elvis abroad, there was no way for the Colonel to reenter the US…..But lost love, too many doctors pills, bad health care and a greedy Manager “killed” Elvis on August 16, 1977   Also in 1958 a song came out that most people thought , with those crappy radios, was Elvis but it was Conway.  It still had one of the best lyrics of any Elvis sounding  or imitation song and the lyrics are below:

“It’s Only Make Believe” lyrics   Conway Twitty Lyrics

People see us everywhere   They think you really care  But myself, I can’t deceive

 I know it’s only make believe

My one and only prayer    Is that someday you’ll care  My hopes, my dreams come true My one and only you   No one will ever know   How much I love you so   My only prayer will be   Someday you’ll care for me                But it’s only make believe

My hopes, my dreams come true  My life I’d give for you   My heart, a wedding ring  My all, my everything   My heart I can’t control   You rule my very soul   My only prayer will be  Someday you’ll care for me

But it’s only make believe

My one and only prayer  Is that some day you’ll care   My hopes, my dreams come true  My one and only you   No one will ever know   How much I love you so   My prayers, my hopes, my schemes    You are my every dream

But it’s only make believe (make believe)

 On 5/9/2018 Daniel Mulligan was turned down by Pastor Jeff to be a “partner” at Good Hope East Campus.  Mulligan believed that in the 81 question he had to do there should of been more ideas regarding God,  love, caring and faith.  Instead the “Campus” instructed on the importance of tongues, divorce and Celibacy.  Does it seem “new churches and or schools” care more about evil than good?

Church or Campus Poll

Given the turn down of Daniel Mulligan as a” Partner.”Do you believe a Sex worker or Porn Star like “Stormy” would be more acceptable to the Pastors in” East Hope Campus” a Methodist church than President Trump?  Please indicate answer or your party by circling it.

  1. YES
  2. NO
  3. Democrat, Independent,  Republican,  don’t vote

Can a state judge NOW deny a writ of habeas corpus to a Citizen but not a slave or illegal alien? Abe Lincoln used the WRIT for free 2 slaves!

I will be replying in part to the 15th Judicial Court in Palm Beach Florida regarding the denial of my rights by asking the following constitutional question regarding Article 1 Section 9 Clause 1. see below the Clause 1

“The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person. “

The question is the following: “Constitutional question”:

Should any branch of Government its lawyers and or agents or even sanctuary states  or their such cities continue for years to deprive Citizens such as Daniel Mulligan of due process, speedy trial, discovery, Writ of Habeas Corpus, political asylum, etc, in order to  facilitate and encourage the migration or importation of a new “crop of such persons?”  Isn’t  the Migration or Importation of  “such NEW  persons” be in violation of the Importation Act of 1808 and thus also in violation of Art. I Section 9?