Who knows when a glass of water may save a life? Who knows when music or humor may help?

Honor. Gratitude. Rock & Roll. That’s the mission of every Lt. Dan Band concert. There’s something for everyone as the twelve-member group covers hits every genre. Whether boosting morale on military bases at home and abroad or raising awareness at benefit concerts across the country, the band entertains, educates, inspires and builds communities with its explosive live show everywhere it goes.

Sorry, I haven’t figured out this media yet, but please stay tuned…

Can anyone win at a Church Poll?

Can a poll help you think?          See  humormatter.com or newslie.com

On  March 24, 1958 Elvis Aron Presley entered the United States Army at Memphis, Tennessee.  BUT DID YOU know about his greedy manager?   Colonel Tom Parker wore a  cowboy hat and puff on his cigar. According to legend, he was born in Huntington, West Virginia and ran away from home to join the circus.  Sadly the real facts did not come out until years after Elvis’s death, in 1977, “Colonel Tom” was an invented persona… In responding to a lawsuit in 1982, Colonel Tom revealed that he was a Dutch citizen. His real name was Andreas Cornelis van Kujik and he was born in the Netherlands.  So why did Mr. van Kujik turn down multi-million dollar offers received for Elvis to perform abroad?   You guessed it! Colonel Tom was living illegally, an illegal alien” in the US from the 1920s until his death in 1997.  He knew that if he ever accompanied Elvis abroad, there was no way for the Colonel to reenter the US…..But lost love, too many doctors pills, bad health care and a greedy Manager “killed” Elvis on August 16, 1977   Also in 1958 a song came out that most people thought , with those crappy radios, was Elvis but it was Conway.  It still had one of the best lyrics of any Elvis sounding  or imitation song and the lyrics are below:

“It’s Only Make Believe” lyrics   Conway Twitty Lyrics

People see us everywhere   They think you really care  But myself, I can’t deceive

 I know it’s only make believe

My one and only prayer    Is that someday you’ll care  My hopes, my dreams come true My one and only you   No one will ever know   How much I love you so   My only prayer will be   Someday you’ll care for me                But it’s only make believe

My hopes, my dreams come true  My life I’d give for you   My heart, a wedding ring  My all, my everything   My heart I can’t control   You rule my very soul   My only prayer will be  Someday you’ll care for me

But it’s only make believe

My one and only prayer  Is that some day you’ll care   My hopes, my dreams come true  My one and only you   No one will ever know   How much I love you so   My prayers, my hopes, my schemes    You are my every dream

But it’s only make believe (make believe)

 On 5/9/2018 Daniel Mulligan was turned down by Pastor Jeff to be a “partner” at Good Hope East Campus.  Mulligan believed that in the 81 question he had to do there should of been more ideas regarding God,  love, caring and faith.  Instead the “Campus” instructed on the importance of tongues, divorce and Celibacy.  Does it seem “new churches and or schools” care more about evil than good?

Church or Campus Poll

Given the turn down of Daniel Mulligan as a” Partner.”Do you believe a Sex worker or Porn Star like “Stormy” would be more acceptable to the Pastors in” East Hope Campus” a Methodist church than President Trump?  Please indicate answer or your party by circling it.

  1. YES
  2. NO
  3. Democrat, Independent,  Republican,  don’t vote

Can a state judge NOW deny a writ of habeas corpus to a Citizen but not a slave or illegal alien? Abe Lincoln used the WRIT for free 2 slaves!

I will be replying in part to the 15th Judicial Court in Palm Beach Florida regarding the denial of my rights by asking the following constitutional question regarding Article 1 Section 9 Clause 1. see below the Clause 1

“The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person. “

The question is the following: “Constitutional question”:

Should any branch of Government its lawyers and or agents or even sanctuary states  or their such cities continue for years to deprive Citizens such as Daniel Mulligan of due process, speedy trial, discovery, Writ of Habeas Corpus, political asylum, etc, in order to  facilitate and encourage the migration or importation of a new “crop of such persons?”  Isn’t  the Migration or Importation of  “such NEW  persons” be in violation of the Importation Act of 1808 and thus also in violation of Art. I Section 9?

poll business on….? 2000 Years ago or have things changed that much?

The medical profession is considered a noble profession because it helps in preserving life. If we believe life is God given; a patient generally approaches a doctor/hospital based on his/its reputation for ultimately helping the life of the Person…..Most doctors try to murder as many bad germs as you let them.  Sometimes killing all the bad germs makes the good cells week…and so

Expectations of a patient are two-fold: doctors and hospitals are expected to provide medical treatment with all the knowledge and skill at their command and secondly they will not do anything to harm the patient in any manner either because of their negligence, carelessness, or reckless attitude of their staff. Though a doctor may not be in a position to save his patient’s life at all times, he is expected to use his special knowledge and skill in the most appropriate manner keeping in mind the interest of the patient who has entrusted his life to him ….But what happen when the doctors bring in or push out YOUR political and or religious Idea?  In other words, why did the Greatest Teacher some 2000 years ago get killed by the Jewish lawyers and religious leaders? Did they believe by unfair healing he screwed them out of money?

Are you Happy?

So you have high Blood Pressure and the Dr reco meds….Blood pressure medications regularly affect libido, and can cause erectile dysfunction. Research from Stanford University suggests high blood pressure drugs (Beta Blockers, Ace Inhibitors) may decrease semen volume, concentration and mobility, too. But why are men’s sperm count down about 50 in 40 years….Are women like Hillary cutting into you ass?  Sure, Hillary can steal and pimp great, but what about YOU?

For many men, natural therapies like meditation, exercise or healthy diet changes (low salt, no caffeine, plant based) instead of too much processed food can re-balance blood pressure. Genetics may play a role and medical treatment may be necessary?   If you’re affected, discuss the best options with your physician for your fertility and sexual health.


22222 sorry folk humor Dan left the Room …..But HE IS BACK

I guess I lost 50,000 clicks or so per month by screwing up  my websites….such as humormatter.com … happyhomeless, etc., but I’m back  Just sent letter to Trump and supreme Court…Maybe I ‘ll get work?  I trying to how to past images, court paper, pic etc.   drop me a line…maybe I should tell what email to use.  I’ll be putting on results from my poll soon….

bye Dan

Do we need humor

PASTOR BULL Dan AND THE RACE? Or was it a race?
Both runners were ultimately given exemptions that allowed them to advance, as exiting as a result of a nasty fall would be far too cruel. Hopefully their semifinal races will be a little bit smoother.
A few thousand years ago….there was Ancient Egyptian fashion
Fashions in ancient Egypt did not change much over the millennia. The ancient Egyptians wore the minimum of clothing. Both men and women of the lower classes were commonly bare chested and barefoot, wearing a simple loincloth around their waist. Slaves typically wore nothing. Richer women commonly wore a kalasiris, a dress of loose draped